1. EDI JUST SHOT KAIDAN (“i knew that machine could not be trusted” said javik) now liara is the only member of the original normandy still alive. the conversation with her afterward was so sad ugh she went on about how helpful and nice kaidan was back in ME1 (oh, and the salarian councilor is dead and the bomb went off on tuchanka and decimated clan urdnot, who were not actually cured of the genophage)

    EDI JUST SHOT KAIDAN

    (“i knew that machine could not be trusted” said javik)

    now liara is the only member of the original normandy still alive. the conversation with her afterward was so sad ugh she went on about how helpful and nice kaidan was back in ME1

    (oh, and the salarian councilor is dead and the bomb went off on tuchanka and decimated clan urdnot, who were not actually cured of the genophage)

  2. …conrad shepard is going to need a bigger wall (it’s the beginning of the game)

    …conrad shepard is going to need a bigger wall

    (it’s the beginning of the game)

  3. i finally finished conrad trainwreck shepard’s ME2 suicide mission - now the only people left on the normandy are EDI, joker, zaeed, and morinth. (well, grunt is still in the refrigerator so he doesn’t count)

    i can’t wait to import this into me3

  4. …i had to take a break from ac3 because my blood pressure is rising over the fact that i cannot kill haytham and that connor went to the trouble of lifting his ass from the burning building when i wanted nothing more than to go mufasa on his ass and i had to replay the naval mission like five times because haytham’s insults were so annoying and kept distracting me

    connor is so naive i do love him but he is slowly driving me insane

    also here is a picture of him petting a demonic sheep

  5. i am finally on grown-up!connor hooray! though it is hard to focus on doing missions when i spend most of my time petting animals or stabbing animals

    when this happened i was just like… really? you really needed the extra two feet of height that badly?

  6. oh my god

    second time through, this time with my spacer!man!shep

    AND HE FINALLY CALLED HIS MOM

    hold the press

    hannah shepard finally hears from her son

    (who forgot to tell her he wasn’t dead and had to wait for her to send him an email in ME2)

    also the kaidan scene was so adorable i might actually throw up

  7. ok bioware now you are just being mean

    ok bioware now you are just being mean

  8. huehuehuehue my hard-ass renegade shep was such a jerk in this dlc to get this silly kiss i pressed the renegade interrupt on the engine part like immediately it was kind of hilarious and horrifying how blasé shep was. oleg was going on about lives and she was just like lol nope can’t risk it *boop* thousands are now dead i guess? i feel like such a monster now

    huehuehuehue

    my hard-ass renegade shep was such a jerk in this dlc

    to get this silly kiss i pressed the renegade interrupt on the engine part like immediately it was kind of hilarious and horrifying how blasé shep was. oleg was going on about lives and she was just like lol nope can’t risk it *boop* thousands are now dead i guess?

    i feel like such a monster now

  9. sorry i’m just never going to get over male model manshep in this scene

    i stg when femshep does it it just looks like a weary soldier but with mshep (especially with this ridiculous hair) just… pls.

  10. dishonored lighting appreciation post

    contre-jour

    CONTRE-JOUR!!!

    it destroys me that the high setting for object textures is not in fact very high at all

    (to my followers that do not play this game, i am so sorry)

  11. …ok samuel.

    (transcript: I had a dream last night. Don’t know what provoked it, but I was sitting in my boat out on the river, just at dawn. And the Lord Regent was in the boat with me, just staring at me. Neither of us spoke. I hadn’t the foggiest idea about what to say. He just stared. Woke up chilled to the bone.)

    bonus: harbinger samuel

    yep, still playing this game sob i am on my fourth run now, going for the “mostly flesh and steel” achievement. i need an intervention.

  12. suleiman the magnificent more like suleiman the kawaii amirite

    suleiman the magnificent more like suleiman the kawaii amirite

  13. here is admiral havelock looking especially handsome during a certain scene havelock havelock pls

    here is admiral havelock looking especially handsome during a certain scene

    havelock

    havelock pls

  14. so i finally downloaded the free to play option for swtor (haven’t touched the game since the beta, lol) as limited as the character creation is in terms of facial features, i think i managed to make my cyborg bounty hunter lady pretty cool lookin’, heh. her name is Vasir since I just replayed lotsb. too bad jen hale only voices the trooper storyline (it is much more boring than the bounty hunter) is anyone else playing this silly game? we could uh go on quests together i guess?

    so i finally downloaded the free to play option for swtor

    (haven’t touched the game since the beta, lol)

    as limited as the character creation is in terms of facial features, i think i managed to make my cyborg bounty hunter lady pretty cool lookin’, heh. her name is Vasir since I just replayed lotsb. too bad jen hale only voices the trooper storyline (it is much more boring than the bounty hunter)

    is anyone else playing this silly game? we could uh go on quests together i guess?

  15. while i’m waiting for omega to download, ezio and yusuf attempted to do the yaoi hands wall corner whatever the hell it is pose but they missed

    while i’m waiting for omega to download, ezio and yusuf attempted to do the yaoi hands wall corner whatever the hell it is pose

    but they missed