me on my way to steal ur man
lookit these homicidal babies in their ridiculous nitrous-enabled custom painted golf cart i’m kind of embarrassingly attracted to angel de la muerte oops
anyway, just finished SR3 and caved and bought SRIV u_u i have been tearing through these games so fast i am kind of addicted…
i was convinced by how fun the SR4 character creator was to play SR2 and SR3. a game that lets me put big burly guys in catsuits and heels and make burly badass hard femme ladies is a game for me.
almost done with SR2. this is my boss. and yes, that is a big female sign on her necklace.
oh god the citadel dlc party is the saddest thing ever when every killable squad member except for zaeed is dead (and morinth died off screen)
liara and joker are the only members of the original normandy still alive… (even dr. chakwas is dead)
the things i do for science.
EDI JUST SHOT KAIDAN
(“i knew that machine could not be trusted” said javik)
now liara is the only member of the original normandy still alive. the conversation with her afterward was so sad ugh she went on about how helpful and nice kaidan was back in ME1
(oh, and the salarian councilor is dead and the bomb went off on tuchanka and decimated clan urdnot, who were not actually cured of the genophage)
i finally finished conrad trainwreck shepard’s ME2 suicide mission - now the only people left on the normandy are EDI, joker, zaeed, and morinth. (well, grunt is still in the refrigerator so he doesn’t count)
i can’t wait to import this into me3
…i had to take a break from ac3 because my blood pressure is rising over the fact that i cannot kill haytham and that connor went to the trouble of lifting his ass from the burning building when i wanted nothing more than to go mufasa on his ass and i had to replay the naval mission like five times because haytham’s insults were so annoying and kept distracting me
connor is so naive i do love him but he is slowly driving me insane
also here is a picture of him petting a demonic sheep
i am finally on grown-up!connor hooray! though it is hard to focus on doing missions when i spend most of my time petting animals or stabbing animals
when this happened i was just like… really? you really needed the extra two feet of height that badly?
oh my god
second time through, this time with my spacer!man!shep
AND HE FINALLY CALLED HIS MOM
hold the press
hannah shepard finally hears from her son
(who forgot to tell her he wasn’t dead and had to wait for her to send him an email in ME2)
also the kaidan scene was so adorable i might actually throw up
my hard-ass renegade shep was such a jerk in this dlc
to get this silly kiss i pressed the renegade interrupt on the engine part like immediately it was kind of hilarious and horrifying how blasé shep was. oleg was going on about lives and she was just like lol nope can’t risk it *boop* thousands are now dead i guess?
i feel like such a monster now
sorry i’m just never going to get over male model manshep in this scene
i stg when femshep does it it just looks like a weary soldier but with mshep (especially with this ridiculous hair) just… pls.